16 | Female | Demisexual | INFP | Gemini | Taken | Vietnamese | Multi-fandom | Mostly Homestuck, Hetalia, TRC and hipster thingy |
Awesome post-Apocalypse AU pictures by robotrainbows
(Terezi is my fave!)
For a second i thought you drew Dirk twice and I was like, “wait what?” I mean, TECHNICALLY you did but i just..am.. not awake..yeah..
"And one day we will find a way
towards this distant golden age
THE CRIES OF WAR WILL SOUND THE DAY
WE STAND BEFORE THE DAWN OF A NEW WORLD!”
I jUSt.. really wanted put as much of the story in one picture as I could
we’ve come so far guys! ;v;
tumblr resizing strikes again
i dont know
Have you ever seen the double-sided cover for the book “Lemony Snicket: An unauthorized autobiography?” Because
This image is CANON
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them
Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”
Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”
Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.
OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”
I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”
Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’
lol look what they did to fall out boy
"Grains of golden sand We’re Going Down"
Am I more than thou bargained for yet
I’ve been dying to tell you anything you intensely desire to hear
Cause that’s just who I am this fortnight
Lie in the field of grazing grain, next to the mausoleum
I’m just a notch in thy bedpost
But you’re just a line in a mournful dirge
(A notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a delightful tune of tongue)
Drop a heart, break an abject appellation
We’re always deeply slumbering in, and sleeping for the wrong team
We’re going plummeted down, down in an earlier round
As well as Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll zealously be your number one with a bullet
A loaded Aeolus complex, cock it and pull it
”We’re going down, down in an earlier round” replied Oliver, “I want some more”
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your numerical denotation one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it… I do absolutely wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.